-Barbie brought their Princeling child home and was in a state. Giving her a quick caress to one of those ginormous ta-tas he let her go upstairs for a bit so he could talk to Andrew in the living room. With the boy sitting on the couch Milo just took a seat on one of the chairs.-

"Go to the skate park all you want, but if you mess with the snakes they might eat you. You wouldn't be the first one or the last one. If they eat your sorry ass cause you poked at them then I ain't gonna do a damn thing about it. Your mom and I aren't here to cosign your bullshit or save you from your own stupidity. Got it?"

-Not what Barbie would have said, but she just had such a big heart. Which he loved her for. Leaning back in the chair he felt like a beer.-

"Lets get Dade and go out for a beer. Let Barbs cool down a bit."

-Standing he went to the stairs and shouted up to his old lady.-

"Baby me and the boys are gonna go get a drink. I'll see ya when we get home."

-I'll fuck you like a monkey on crack when I get home more like. God he loved that woman. Calling up Dade and Tommy he grabbed his shoes and stuck on the bananna yellow high tops. Keys were searched for and finally found in the kitchen beside some of his Twinkie wrappers. Junk food to the stars. Twirling his keys around a finger he walked out to the car with Andrew.-

"You need to just find yourself something safer to fuck. Someone your own age who isn't gonna want to rip your throat out after you blow your wad."

-Ah yes the man was a charmer. A real Winston Churchill.-