Jack was out to be nimble and be quick for Jack in the Box. Shane has to have curly fries! That's what the Kadra ordered and what she'll get. But she did burn down his house! With all his things except what he was able to get and what he had left at the Venom weeks ago. The thought of having little once more drove him up a wall and so Jack drove himself to the Wal-Mart first. Hawaii has Wal-marts, four of them right in the metro area of the island. He was not going to survive on four days worth of clothing and his only entertainment was a surf board. The rattler still was waiting for the insurance to kick in and until then he still had quite a bit of money in his accounts. A shopping spree was in order.
Late night shoping is perfect, no one to bother him besides seeing stockers and the occasional Vampire or Lycan there. He rumages through the clothing aisle, finding himself some new and cheap clothing. "Why haven't I shopped here before?" He wasn't strapped for cash but can't pass up a good deal.
Hell while he was there he figures Shane would like something. Like somewhere in the force it told him she needed new boys underwear and a package of Haynes G.I. Joes would do especially upon seeing a Cobra pair. He had seen her running around in roos for a while now and could guess her size rather well. Also something for Harley. Even though he's really pissed off at her for giving him a waxing so to speak. Some reason though he could not help but to spoil Harley any chance he got. Bed-Head hair products (along with some for himself because he is not sharing the same soap as Deigo), a shirt with the bunny on it reading, Cute but Psycho, because it was all too perfect for her. Hell since he had been in the Juniors section he even found Shane a shirt, too. AC/DC inspired, You shock me all night long. After what she did to him to fix his throat that shirt made a lot of sense. He was going to settle with that but there was one other person. Not Dexter, he has no idea what to get Dexter other than rats. There's Rocca, who actually did some good and got the hell beaten out of her by Kelo. She needs a Get-Well present. Which Jack could not resist getting the large brown teddy that is the size of a four year old child. The teddybear wasn't the only thing, it seems the two bug each other any chance they get and will never end unless Shane steps in. The Teddybear was given a collar from the pet department, leather and jewel encrusted, and an actual Get Well card (Jack did write in it, "Thanks for the help. Here's Mr. Bearrington to keep you company, Jack"). But he couldn't just have clothing and bathing stuff, no Jack is greedy. Electronics was another place for him to be, finding a PSP and some games for it. Better headphones, a brand called Skull Candy. As much as he would love to spend more time shopping Jack knew that Shane would want those fries soon and doesn't want her to beat him senseless for being too late. So he quickly finishes with the last few items. The Kadra told him to sleep in the second room with Deigo. This will be interesting.
The last time the two got into a fight with Jack holding down the other Cobra. So some tact was needed, he was guessing and one of those things was getting his own bedding. Having Deigo and Jack fight over who gets the blanket would not end well and so it would be avoided. But also a roomie-welcoming gift was in order. What do you get a Spanish psycho? He had no idea and gets a gift card, let Crazy Cobra #3 figure it out himself. So if Deigo was to visit a WalMart he would have $50 to play around with. That was quite a bit of things for his sidecar on the bike but manages to stuff it with some force.
Now he was off to get what he originally went for. Curly fries. Where there's a Walmart there's fast food and easily found the place. Thank goodness for being 24 hours open. But there was a problem. What size and how many? She just said curly fries! So what does Jack order? Five large curly fries, enough to fill the whole paperbag. Hungry himself Jack got an order just for him. Lots of burgers and one milkshake. Damn, he's been gone for a while as he eyed his watch and so makes it back to the Venom before his cellphone would buzz.
Entering the Venom he was not sure he wants to know why it smelled like sex and blood and not planning on investigating it either. There are somethings better left alone. Probably was Harley having fun if he had to guess. The bag of curly fries was placed on the counter along with the bag with underoos and shirt for Shane. The bag for Harley with all the haircar stuff and shirt was placed in the room where he had placed her and Rocca down. But next comes the large teddybear. Poor Rocca was passed out. He wanted to leave it beside her but had a better idea. The fluffy thing would have it's face planted right at her bust, the chinese manufactured toy would be sniffing those dirty pillows until Rocca wakes up and the card stuffed right under the collar.
With that done he takes his own bags up to the room. Where Deigo is. He wasn't going to turn on the lights, no need to see Spanish male ass. Or dong. But orders are orders, he would be there until Shane comes. Giftcard for Deigo was left at his side of the bed with a note "Sorry for the metal plate in my head. There's $50 on it, have fun. P.S. No raping." And gets his bedding ready only to strip down into his boxers afterwards. No rattlesnake and cobra fight over blankets and pillows, he got his own. With a yawn he crawls into bed and eats the greasey burgers until stuffed and enough sugar in his system so he can pass out. Maybe he will actually get some sleep tonight.