The Jungle Jones Show!

Jungle Jones · Mad Man on the Mic

The Jungle Jones Show!

Cars and Candy · Giggles and Lollipops

RE: The Jungle Jones Show! Session #1

Jungle Jones · Mad Man on the Mic

The radio blares one of the tracks from Scales's first album while the calls come in. Good start for hs career. One caller was one of those right-wing nutjobs trying to chew his ass out for having a gay marriage and Jones laughs hanging up on that person. He'll have to tell the audience what his bumper says on the 1957 Volkswagen Beetle sometime later in the show. One call he got was a damn good lead on some local bands, giving the madman DJ locations of the next gigs so he can go and check them out. Then there was the next caller, Joe.

Hello, hello, this is Jungle Jones. Whatcha got and whatcha need?

Rocca · Rockin' Serpant

Lunch in the stuido was always a "fun" affair. Tempers were already strained and everyone always looked for an excuse to push the big red button to detonate that last nerve. Rocca was positively basking in the bad vibes. The people around here were her crew, her band, men she had grown to know...if not exactly love. "Shhh, Deek shut up and turn up the radio!" The drummer grumbled, but obliged like the good drummer boy that he was.

The Radio Show was "okay." The DJ just a little on the obnoxious side for Rocca's taste but the mention of Scales had her sitting up and digging for her cell phone "What was that...Five five five....Got it." Waving everyone into silence, Rocca grinned as she listened to the dial tone on the other end of her phone. Someone picked up "KLHI" "Oh hi...I was wondering if I could get on the air with Jungle Jones? I just have to tell him how much I love his show!!!" "Okay hold on, what's your name?" "Becky" "Hold on Becky" Grinning, Rocca made a face at the others in the room who rolled their eyes. Ugh no one liked a "Self-on-the-back-patter" it seemed, but hey if it got them more exposure...hell why not.

Jungle Jones · Mad Man on the Mic

It was a good night for him for day number one. Calls were coming in to talk about all sorts of things. Some to diss him, others to be loud mouths, some getting on the air about their opinions on the topic. The screener patches in Becky and Will was watching the clock. Ten seconds before he would be back on the air.

I'm back, radioland! Did you like that set? That was from Scales' first album and the latest from Headphone Presidents. Tossed in a little Be Your Own Pet as a treat. I love that band name, so hot.. But time to let the masses speak their minds and one of them is Becky. How you doing sweet-thing?

-- Edited by Jungle Jones at 01:41, 2008-02-24

Rocca · Rockin' Serpant

Rocca swore if anyone giggled and ruined her gag she was going to bash heads.
Taking a deep breath she fought the grin that was bubbling up to the surface and instead adopted an accent mostly found somewhere in the hillbilly regions of the great American Midwest.

"Hi Jungle Jones. I'm a new listener, first time caller. Got to tell you though, love the show. Keeps me tuned and jumpin. I love that last song you played that band...Scales? So hot and their lead singer, I'm like having a total girl crush on her! Can you play some more from them? I hear their third album was the best, that song "Hissssss" please Jungle Jones?"

In the background the bassist was nearly pissing himself as he tried to keep quiet, which earned him a plastic fork missile flying at his head. Men.

-- Edited by Rocca at 03:08, 2008-02-24

Jungle Jones · Mad Man on the Mic

Why thank you sweetie-apootie. It's my first time, too. Great popping that cherry, huh?

Laughter.

Its not hard to have a crush on that sexy goddess they have for a singer. Mmm, I have a foot fetish for her, love to nibbles those toes, paint them for her, suck on that big toe...... Opps, sorry there, I drooled on myself! I can do that, sweetie-pie. As for everyone else out there if you haven't picked up Scales' third album you are a sad, sad individual in need of a spanking. Which I'm happy to do! Thanks for calling Becky and I hope you have some awesome girl on girl action dreams of the sexy Rocca.

Kisses.

-- Edited by Jungle Jones at 03:05, 2008-02-24

Cars and Candy · Giggles and Lollipops

So the radio station WAS answering the phones! She had sat there on hold for nearly 10 minutes before someone put her through. Strawberry flavored sucker popping from the lips with a smackity smack sound followed by a string of inhuman giggles and a playful little snarl. "Leave a girl hang'n to long and she is bound to find something to entertain herself." Another slow slurping suck on the end of her candy stick did not sound like sucking on a lollipop. Add in the delightful moans she was making. Was starting to sound like a radio version of a Herbal Essence commercial.

" mmm All right. all done. So Lips on your mans rounded rump hu? Hold him down... paint his lips Bright hooker red! Then sit on his face!" Completely random comment broke in between her opinion. Digging though her back pack to see what she had left in her candy stock. "Ooo Gummie Bears!" Could hear teeth ripping at plastic, and she was talking though her teeth when she got back on topic. "Run to the tattoo shop and you are done!... So Jones... pitcher or catcher?" Out of the blue, but every one was thinking it. What Position did Jones play with his hubby! Top or Bottom.

Rocca · Rockin' Serpant

:: Sometimes when an idea struck it struck hard. It took nearly twenty minutes this time, but finally Rocca had to drop a name for the call screener to patch her through to Jungle Jones. So nice to have "star" power. Nail file haning in mid air, Rocca grinned as she heard the funny man's voice on the other line. Maybe it wasn't nice to take him away from his fans, but hey music was playing, surely he had a minute or two to spare for the little snake::

Hi JJ! Loving the show baby, keep it up. Hey, could you do me the world's huge favor? It's an oldie but I have like the world's biggest craving for "Rump Shaker." Think you can spin it for me? OH and I want to make it a dedication. To my Buddy Jack, from Rocca. Please sweet cheeks?

::The please was for effect if nothing more. Rocca hardly, if ever meant the actual word. Hell half the time she didn't know what it meant::

Jungle Jones · Mad Man on the Mic

"Leave a girl hang'n to long and she is bound to find something to entertain herself."

He let that sound go on for as long as it could. The Mad Man grinning behind his microphone. This girl is awesome. He'll have to get her number!

" mmm All right. all done. So Lips on your mans rounded rump hu? Hold him down... paint his lips Bright hooker red! Then sit on his face!"

Busts up laughing! He loves this chick now! Shehas a good imagination on her and might try that.

Oh, I love you sweet-thing. I'll have to do that when he's asleep. Shit, honey if you're listening don't stay up~! Luuuuvvv yooouu.

Snickering.

"Ooo Gummie Bears!"

Wonders where she found the gummibears. Something told him in the pants but he was hoping in the crotch area.

"Run to the tattoo shop and you are done!... So Jones... pitcher or catcher?"

He was trying not to laugh but failing at that.

Sounds like a great plan, sugar-addict! I'll keep it in mind for sure.

Grinning on his end of the mic again he was watching the Producer make funny faces. It looks like the boss wasn't too sure about him answering that but does Jones care? Nope! He lets all his dirty laudry out to dry with as many water-lube and grass strains as possible.

Ohh I'm both sugardrum-drop. But I have a better pitching average. I don't mind being a catcher. There's some hot, hot, hot men around here I'd love to doll myself up and be they're little cross-dressing hooker. In four inch heels, long antique lace skirt, paints nails. The whole nine yards. Like this Akeikielo. Kelo. CockaCokalo. Man, I can't say his name right! But oooohhh my he has a nice round bottom and a wonderfully filled out bulge at the crotch....... I'd tap it. But I'm afraid he'd skewer me with it. I'm not sure he swings at all in the ballpark either......... But I'm more than willing to find that out. Hehehehe.. Thanks for the call, Sweet candy! And stay on the line.

Off the air he gives her a number. He wouldn't mind meeting this chick. She sounds fun.

-- Edited by Jungle Jones at 09:00, 2008-03-14

-- Edited by Jungle Jones at 09:17, 2008-03-14

Jungle Jones · Mad Man on the Mic

"Hi JJ! Loving the show baby, keep it up. Hey, could you do me the world's huge favor? It's an oldie but I have like the world's biggest craving for "Rump Shaker." Think you can spin it for me? OH and I want to make it a dedication. To my Buddy Jack, from Rocca. Please sweet cheeks?"

He took the next caller while a song was going. He was giggles as she mentions Rump Shaker. It was always a fun song!

OoOo........ Your friend is a striper by chance?

Laughing he had to ask. Never knows when he'll have to surprise Christian with a spur of the moment stripper. At his office.

Mmmm sure, because my cheeks are so sweet. Wha.....? Rocca?

He knows that name and checks the caller ID. He'll store that number for later and has a big giggle and snickerfit.

I'll be sure to do that. Keep listening for a few more minutes.

Once the song was over and he was back on the air he couldn't contain his giggles.

Ooooohh my new faithful listeners. I have a dedication piece to one of you~! Its so sweet and I really wonder what he does for living. If this song is any indication then please, Jack, call me. I got a gig for you.

Laughter.

But, this next song is from Rocca, dedicated to her buddy named Jack! You'll know why I'm laughing soon enough my loyal subjects!

The song that came on is all about shaking that rump. Rump, rump, my lovely lady rump!