John was not small. If there had been any teasing in the locker room at school, it had nothing to do with the size of his penis. So when he got the package from the mysterious sender, John thought someone had gotten his address mixed up with someone else, perhaps the large man down the hall or just anyone else but him.

When he read who it was from however, John just rolled his eyes. The redhead was annoying. Very annoying. The joke had already gotten stale some time ago and the fact that she was still holding onto it was rather ridiculous. Rather than send her an air freshener and tell her where to stick it, John broke the stupid thing into small bits and tore up the stupid note it came with.

Hopefully, that would be the end of that.