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Betty


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Date: May 13, 2008
A parcel for Milo, Ash and that guy.
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Because the marketing people at the Tattler were evil, soul less bastards out to make a buck anyway they could, they came up with this.

A gift basket from hell. A pink hell. With ribbons, and sparklies, and little glitter hearts. And that was just the frame. The latest Tattler article about a stolen sex tape between two very well endowed individuals, was cut out, laminated and framed. Then shoved into a basket that was handed over to the capable men and women of the local courier service, and sent with the blessings of the entire Tattler family to the tattoo parlor of one Milo Jones and one police precinct of one Ash Redfern.  Was it mentioned that the articles were unwraped and printed in large font on a 2'x4' poster board? Well they were.

Along with the articles were little love notes penned to each man by Betty herself

" Hang ten. With ever lasting love.  Betty.

PS. I've included the necessary tool. Check the box"

Also there was a small white box, and inside it is...

tape_measure.jpg

-- Edited by Betty at 21:05, 2008-05-13

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Ashes Of Faith


Lukois' Lucifer

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Date: May 14, 2008
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Ash meet package. Package meet garbage bin.

(Sometimes less is more)

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Baleful Human


Duo Were'dness

Posts: 266
Date: May 14, 2008
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[LMAO!!!!]

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Ariadne


Hope of Rome

Posts: 870
Date: May 14, 2008
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)(LMFAO. Oh god.... -dies.-)(

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BiteVsBark


The Rat King

Posts: 57
Date: May 14, 2008
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-Milo was kicking it out by the pool with Barbie and Dade, enjoying the hot island sun. All three of them were sporting their birthday suits which was a treat cause there was nothing like looking at his gorgeous wife all wet and naked. She had a body to make grown men cry and those jiggly bits looked great all slick with water. Milo was having a hard time keeping his hands off her. Which was a moot point since he never really tried to keep his hands off of her. Dade of course was more reserved, sitting in the shade with a book of Shakespeare sonnets, but that was Shakes.-

-The doorbell was hooked up so they could hear it out back so when it went off he pulled Barbie in against him in the water and gave her a big kiss before bounding out of the pool and heading inside to answer the door. Milo left a trail of water behind him without even thinking about ruined wood floors or clean up. Big barbarian. Pulling open the door he saw the look of shock on the delivery guys face. Nothing like being confronted by a six foot eight inch naked wet man when all you wanna do is deliver a package.-

"Pink, cool."

-Signing the paper he took the basket back outside with him. Since Milo was the original real men wear pink kinda guy he thought all the pink glitter sparklies and streamers were cool. Setting the package on the table he pulled out the framed article and just gave that eerie rumbling laugh.-

"Hey Barbs, look like whoever stole our shit went to the media with it."

-He held up the frame so she could see what it was. The whole sex tape fiasco didn't bother him. Wasn't like he'd ever been ashamed of anything he'd ever done, let alone making love to the gorgeous mamma that he was married to. And Barbie, formerly Aurriana Beddingfield, was a famous romance writer. What was more romantic than a little wedded bliss and deep penetration? Picking up the little box he tossed the lid aside and pulled out the measuring tape.-

"Hey Dade go inside and get me the red Sharpie from the drawer."

-As Dade went Milo didn't hesitate, just grabbed his dick and gave it a few strokes until it was hard and proud. New meaning to rocking out with your cock out. When Dade returned with the Sharpie he measured and then put a big red line on the measuring tape then crouched by the pool and held the tape out to Barbie so she could kiss it and leave a big pink lipstick mark where the red line was. Seeing her lips like that made those thin lips stretch in a grin and he tossed the tape back on the table and tumbled back into the pool to play more grab ass with the sexy blonde.-

-A few days later Miss Betty, who he'd never met would get a little present of her own stuffed into an envelope and sealed with another of Barbies sweet kisses. The framed article was hung in Milos little play room, and a copy of the video was bought online. Made sense since theirs was stolen.-

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